What has gaming taught you?

[Hisako]

If only I had a PS3 to play Heavy Rain ;-;

 

[Celes Chere]

Mooch off of a friend like I did. xD

 

[Joe]

Armored Core recently taught me that Lasers beat Grenades.

 

[Carlie]

Gaming has taught me that if I pick up a hooker and I don't want to pay her for sex because I'm cheap, I can just kill her afterward to get my money back

 

[Mantichorus]

BANG SHISHIGAMI sees right through you!

Also, love is not a battle stat. Which leaves the Star Sapphires fucked.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

When all hope is lost and your facing off against giant technologically advanced robots that have wiped life out in an entire star system millions of times before.
Your only hope is a dead guy who was brought back to life with the power of space aids.

You gotta call
John
Shepard

Mother-fuckers

 

[Mantichorus]

Eating the right food can boost your bravery and help you get along better with a friend!

 

[Joe]

Relations of a sexual nature can happen simply by talking to a person everytime there is a new development.

 

[Mantichorus]

Relations of a sexual nature can happen simply by talking to a person everytime there is a new development.

So that's what oral sex is...

 

[Joe]

Hurr durr.

Gaming taught me that some people are even willing to fight the locusts past 5am.

 

[Joe]

Insane tickers are catastrophic.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Getting a headshot on expert aiming gives you an easy accomplishment

 

[Cthulhu]

LEEROOOOOYYY JEEENKIINS!

 

[Hisako]

At least you have chicken.

 

[Super Mario]

That never weild a gun around a mysterious guy in black on a mountain in mexico. Even when wolves are nearby. He will kill your horse. ; X ;

 

[Mantichorus]

The Baneblade is always ready to unleash

ELEVEN BARRELS OF HELL!

Who's dying now?!

 

[Joe]

Wild canines in the Wild west, are not your friends.

 

[Mantichorus]

It's possible to have your blood type as your motto in life.

B-positive.

 

[Joe]

That some tickers are Immortal.

 

[Shademp]

That there's nothing unusual about the path to my boss's office being filled with bottomless pits, spiky death traps and bulky knights who throw axes that magically fly back to their owners.

 

[Mantichorus]

There is a barrier even stronger than Lokka Kayne's.

Spoiler: Tsukuyomi

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There is a barrier even stronger than Lokka Kayne's.

Spoiler: Tsukuyomi

That blast is like a fart in the wind for Lokka

Learnt that regardless of how many countless thousands of zerg, protoss and terran im still classed as a rebel.

 

[Joe]

There is no barrier more powerful than Lokka.

Demon's Souls has taught me that in a true game, there is no easy mode.

 

[Bex]

THAT ADRI IS FUCKING AMAZING AT ONE MAN HERO HORDE

 

[Arianna]

That I exert a lot more energy on a fantasy world than I do the real world...