What has gaming taught you?

[Arianna]

We are all serial killers. Seriously. Or we all have a hidden-serial-killer within.

We gladly kill for personal gain.

... Of course, we really don't have a choice if we want to level up.

 

[Joe]

Prototype taught me that you can senslessly murder an entire city, and still be seen a morally conflicted.

 

[Obsidian Fire]

That if you really like biology or chemestry, you will always be the villain or be in league with him/her.

If, on the other hand, you like mechanics or computers, you will find yourself in the employ of the hero fixing all the equipment he/she continually breaks or doing research for him/her.

If you do like biology or chemestry, your experiments will either a) try to take over/destroy the world or b) destroy you.

 

[Katara]

Music can tell you if you're about to get destroyed by some kind of horrific monster/boss.
...It also can also imprint the context of the song into your memory so that if you're listening to the music you will react to it without even playing the game.
This song makes me near-shit myself every time I hear it, no matter where I am. Once you get to a certain point in the game this giant psycho spider queen falls from the ceiling and says she will eat you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bBUfLeBEmc

 

[Hisako]

Bayonetta taught me...



hngh I don't know what it taught me

probably how to maximise the sexism in a sexist portrayal of women or something

 

[Vendel]

The computer is a cheating bastard.

 

[Mantichorus]

If a mysterious character is fully-masked or hooded, you can bet your sweet ass its a character you've already met.

Or they work for a mysterious organisation.

Chances are, siblings who disappear in a mysterious manner (or who you thought were dead), will turn out to be an antagonist.

 

[nsbcharters17]

English and fighting skill

 

[Joe]

Bump.

Punching a news reporter in the face will never net you any bad publicity.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Shooting a news reporter in the face will earn you a two star wanted level!

 

[Cthulhu]

You will only succeed in life if you spend hundreds of euros on items sold by chinese goldfarmers of which Blizzard gets the biggest cut in the end.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

some monsters just really enjoy threesomes. im lookin at u pyramid head