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I love hearing what other people's favourites are ^_^ There are a a few stand out to me as funnier because they are the sort of things my brother has said, or would say :lol: 'Can you do me a coat?' is exactly how he would address someone (and he would consider that a mannerly request too!) and...

Oh I was just kidding... What I'd actually do is jump on top :awesome:

I am very delight of it! :lol: @Octo: Whatever criteria was used for the selection/omission of words must have been truly bizarre. I usually start to crack up laughing when I get to the animals, and some of the things filed under 'Fishes and Shellfishes' :lol: When I read the dialogues I have...

I can sort of sympathise - TLS has some serious talent! There isn't one of you girlies that I wouldn't trip up and then dive straight under :awesome:

I have to say Shademp, that is a damn fine behind! @Yop: As you so eloquently say, 'threats and force and shit' are pretty reliable tactics! Okay everyone -

Yes, so you should all start making it up to us by getting your kit off :P

This. Come on, I thought men were meant to be competitive with one another :P I demand photos of shirtless men and male arses! I want them here and I want them now :wacky:

And lo, did Sledged's jokes slip even further into terrible puns/the gutter... I blame all the sexy pictures!!

Idk about those last two - Val has a waistcoat and a cushion working for him :monster:

Stop play-acting to get votes! I think ya won already...

^ That was me yesterday :lol: I wasn't going to get involved, but then Flare and Avec almost literally made my jaw drop and I spent waaay too long in a lascivious reverie! So everyone can thank/blame them for my participation, and now I can perv on you all with impunity :D

^ Thanks anyway but Sledged is all tsun, no dere :P

Yes but you pair probably have human emotions and shit, something both Yop and I seem to lack if you actually look at the misanthropic content of the messages :monster:

I know I wouldn't want mine much bigger! I imagine they'd get in my way, lead to back pain, wouldn't stay pert as I get older etc. I'm happy so long as I have enough of a cleavage to stuff an mp3 player down when I'm wearing clothes with no pockets. Very handy, except that the screen lights up...

Yup! I have a particularly lovely grey trouser suit with purple lining that I bought years and years ago for meetings. I got lucky in a sale, it was expensive as fuck originally and was still pretty dear at sale price but I figured it would be a good investment because I'd be able to wear it for...

You've just put me in mind of the Hungarian Phrase Book sketch :lol: it reminded me of this book of mangled English I've had for forever by some dude who tried to translate Portuguese into English using a French-Portuguese phrasebook and a French-English dictionary. I couldn't find the book but...

I think there already is a shot of my rack somewhere on TLS, but here it is again :monster:

I cba (no pun intended) so I'm wearing the tremendously sexy combo of slippers and a pair of PJ shorts with owls on them. Deal with it :monster:

So many gorgeous people! <3 But if I looked that good in a suit, Yop, I would look a bit happier :D edit: Skirts were hitched up, buttons were undone, pictures were taken :monster: But since my face tends to look more adorable than hot, I'm posting an older pic in which I look either hot or...

Woohoo! When that was all occurring I was going to go the 'be careful what you wish for' route and threaten a Word of the Day thread. Then I thought of William Chester Minor and got a bit sidetracked!