Resident Evil: Afterlife

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Eh, I thought it was the other girl.

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You can't tell the difference between Ali Larter and Jovovich?
 
I honestly wasnt really paying attention. They showed both of them, and then that jumping through the window thing and I just assumed it was both of them
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Dressed exactly alike with the same haircuts? Hell, I noticed mainly because of the terrible computer effects used to interject an extra Alice.
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
I guess no one told Anderson how spamming slow motion is the surest way to make a scene look cheap and cliche.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Not to mention how completely stiff and unnatural the executioner looks opposed to his smooth animations in the game.
 

Hisako

消えないひさ&#
AKA
Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
I didn't think that shit was funny with Reach, and I still feel the same.
 

Hisako

消えないひさ&#
AKA
Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon

Hisako

消えないひさ&#
AKA
Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Uma Thurman is such a hideous thing.
 

Hisako

消えないひさ&#
AKA
Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon
inorite

(Kill Bill referenced)

For some reason all that makes me think of is the film funny people....
if you have seen that movie then you know that doing random crap and posting it on youtube DOES NOT WORK!

689,931 views

iunno man youtubers are purty stupid, it ain't hard to make em laugh
 

Tetsujin

he/they
AKA
Tets
God, this scene is fucking horrible. I said it before, but this is the wrong movie to go all Matrixy.

...and even worse, it just hit me that Ali Larter is supposed to be Claire Redfield. Yeah, remember Claire Redfield doing backflips in slow motion in the game? 'cause I sure don't.

...although her brother did. Damn you Umbrella Chronicles for taking inspiration from the movies.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Oh my god this film is terrible.

Just good lord. From the special effects, to "Wesker" and the terrible action scenes.

This film fucking sucks. I mean lol what the fuck Wesker wanting to EAT Alice.

The shitty attempts at recreating action scenes from RE5 to everything else.

Then there's the retardation at the end. Trying to extend these fucking films even FURTHER.

Oh, and the guy they got to be wesker is fucking BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. Terrible acting in a terrible film.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
RE5 was a mediocre game that could have been a thousand times better, but thank god it's nowhere near as terrible as this.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Yes. Don't even think I paid for it though

:awesome:

Had I paid to see this someone would be dead.
 

Tetsujin

he/they
AKA
Tets
He says the Executioner scene is the best in the movie. Considering how horrible this scene is, that ain't a good sign. Not that I expected anything else though.

Yes. Don't even think I paid for it though

Good man. :awesome:
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
He lost me at "Jovovich is sexy" . Yeah maybe 7 years ago.
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Then there's the retardation at the end. Trying to extend these fucking films even FURTHER.
Complete. Global. Saturation.
 
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