Resident Evil: Afterlife

[Max Payne]

Eh, I thought it was the other girl.

You can't tell the difference between Ali Larter and Jovovich?

 

[Interslicery]

I honestly wasnt really paying attention. They showed both of them, and then that jumping through the window thing and I just assumed it was both of them

 

[Max Payne]

Dressed exactly alike with the same haircuts? Hell, I noticed mainly because of the terrible computer effects used to interject an extra Alice.

 

[Max Payne]

http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/856541/resident-evil-iv/videos/re_afterlife_exclip_082710.html Whoa, that is one badly directed action scene if I've ever seen one.

 

[Makoeyes987]

I guess no one told Anderson how spamming slow motion is the surest way to make a scene look cheap and cliche.

 

[Max Payne]

Not to mention how completely stiff and unnatural the executioner looks opposed to his smooth animations in the game.

 

[Hisako]

 

[Max Payne]

I didn't think that shit was funny with Reach, and I still feel the same.

 

[Hisako]

I didn't think that shit was funny with Reach, and I still feel the same.

cry moar

 

[Strangelove]

http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/856541/resident-evil-iv/videos/re_afterlife_exclip_082710.html Whoa, that is one badly directed action scene if I've ever seen one.

What exactly is the budget on this?

Because judging from that, I'd guess 'low'. That looks pretty shite.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

For some reason all that makes me think of is the film funny people....
if you have seen that movie then you know that doing random crap and posting it on youtube DOES NOT WORK!

 

[Max Payne]

cry moar

Sure thing kiddo.

 

[Hisako]

 

[Max Payne]

Uma Thurman is such a hideous thing.

 

[Hisako]

inorite

(Kill Bill referenced)

For some reason all that makes me think of is the film funny people....
if you have seen that movie then you know that doing random crap and posting it on youtube DOES NOT WORK!

689,931 views

iunno man youtubers are purty stupid, it ain't hard to make em laugh

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

iunno man youtubers are purty stupid, it ain't hard to make em laugh

Kittens and porn dude, kittens and porn

 

[Tetsujin]

God, this scene is fucking horrible. I said it before, but this is the wrong movie to go all Matrixy.

...and even worse, it just hit me that Ali Larter is supposed to be Claire Redfield. Yeah, remember Claire Redfield doing backflips in slow motion in the game? 'cause I sure don't.

...although her brother did. Damn you Umbrella Chronicles for taking inspiration from the movies.

 

[Max Payne]

Oh my god this film is terrible.

Just good lord. From the special effects, to "Wesker" and the terrible action scenes.

This film fucking sucks. I mean lol what the fuck Wesker wanting to EAT Alice.

The shitty attempts at recreating action scenes from RE5 to everything else.

Then there's the retardation at the end. Trying to extend these fucking films even FURTHER.

Oh, and the guy they got to be wesker is fucking BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. Terrible acting in a terrible film.

 

[Max Payne]

RE5 was a mediocre game that could have been a thousand times better, but thank god it's nowhere near as terrible as this.

 

[Tetsujin]

You actually saw the movie?

 

[Max Payne]

Yes. Don't even think I paid for it though



Had I paid to see this someone would be dead.

 

[Lord Noctis]

http://angryjoeshow.com/2010/09/re-afterlife-movie-review/

Haven't seen this movie, nor do I plan to. However it seems Angry Joe has some things to say about it.

 

[Tetsujin]

He says the Executioner scene is the best in the movie. Considering how horrible this scene is, that ain't a good sign. Not that I expected anything else though.

Yes. Don't even think I paid for it though

Good man.

 

[Max Payne]

He lost me at "Jovovich is sexy" . Yeah maybe 7 years ago.

 

[Alex]

Then there's the retardation at the end. Trying to extend these fucking films even FURTHER.

Complete. Global. Saturation.